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The Tactical Ready Apron

Features:

  • Made from military grade nylon materials
  • Beverage pouches
  • Left and right-handed gun holsters
  • Molle webbing for attaching your favorite pouch/accessory/grilling tools
  • Lower pockets for spices/sauces
  • D-rings
  • Comes with 2 polymer carabiners
  • Velcro chest pad, comes with 3 patches:  American Flag, "chef," and "BBQ'r"
  • Adjustable, padded neck strap
  • Adjustable back strap

If you are either a man, or you know a man who enjoys being manly, you need to buy this apron.  Wear it while you grill, smoke, fry, or prepare your favorite steak, prime rib, bacon, fish, turbaconducken (look it up) or any other meat.  Load up the apron with your favorite frosty beverage, grilling tools, hot sauces, and of course...handgun. (for, you know, Isis)  A pad around the adjustable neck strap keeps the apron comfortable for those afternoon-long grill sessions.  We do not recommend using this apron for preparing foods such as Kale, quinoa, small salads with fat-free dressing, and especially tofu, as this may cause feelings of doubt and confusion about your inner gender.  If this offends you, this apron is not for you.